The following was phoned in by Randy to Nancy (she may have took some liberties to embellish the story as told by Randy)

This is a good story. Sorry Jeff. :-)

Alex in Del Norte gave us permission to stay on a property at the foot of Indiana Pass. It was a nice campground, tepee included. We had no neighbors until late that night when a father and his young son joined us. The child was about seven or eight and was one of the most hyperactive kids you would ever want to meet. The kind of kid that gets into anything and everything. We wondered if the young child was a candidate for Ritalin, a good drug for hyper kids needing to settle down for a while.

In the morning Jeff went in search for an outhouse which is always a wonderful thing to locate when the need arises. Well, Jeff goes sits down when all of a sudden he hears a rattle at the door and a click. He now finds himself in a small crisis he has never faced. Darn it! The impish boy has locked Jeff in the outhouse. Yes, there was a lock on the outside and now he is locked in. Yikes! He yells out in a very stern deep voice “Unlock this door NOW!” Which, the kid obeyed. He opened the door, peered in and then locked the door again with Jeff inside, just sitting there fuming.

This was not the way Jeff wanted to start the day. No relief for the needy.

So when Jeff eventually escaped from this awkward jail feeling somewhat abused and confused, he got on his bike and stormed away, away from this unruly child who strikes fear into grown men’s hearts.

So tourers of the world beware of the mischievous brat, near Del Norte Colorado, take all the caution needed not get locked in that dank dark outhouse by the terror of Stunner Campground.